The Mohel
This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...