The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
The Honeymoon Begins.
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...