Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?