Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...