AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...