Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...