insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing…
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...