Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...