The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...