Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.