First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Favorite Drink
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Brains for Sale
A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind...
Shortage of parachutes
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Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
A plane flying in the 1930s
|In the early 1930′s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The...