In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...