Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...