Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...