Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...