A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...