Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Academy of Mudgeology
Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO HUM: LECTURE AND...