The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Cock fights
How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...