Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...