La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...