The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...