Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...