A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...