OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...