Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...