You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...