A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....