OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever