Did Santa Give You That Present?
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Little Red Man
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Wrong card
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Skydiving blind
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Keys Locked In
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The Tyson one-liners
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Actual Court Sayings!
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A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
The bum on a street
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After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...