You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...