Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...