One of two reasons
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The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Definition of an anesthesiologist
An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg