What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
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What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A pool table?
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The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Architect programmer
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Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Tombstone Epitaph I
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Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.