Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...