Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...