Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...