The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....