Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...