The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...