Three-legged Dog
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Will you marry me?
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Nun Attacked by Gorilla
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What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
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Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
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DEADHEADS
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Diary of an AOL User
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...