Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...