Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...