Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.