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He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
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Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...