The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...