Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!