Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?