Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...