New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...