He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...